So on Sat I ventured into Ross. A quick-becoming favorite place to buy clothes. Cheap prices, designer names.
But aside from my bargains that I attained.
Let’s move on to the subject of men and laundry. Unlike most men, in general, I am capable of doing my own laundry. Ever since the age of around 10 or 12 I have known how to do laundry. More out of curiosity than necessity, I assume my mother would have still done the deed into my college years if I wanted. But nonetheless, once I had learned my mother expected me to do it on my own. Hence independence and self-reliance in the manner of laundry.
But like most men who do, do their own laundry, I am not one to separate whites, and colors and such. All goes in, all comes out, minus a few socks, never of the same type but leaving behind orphans (as all dryers do). Really the only “sorting” I do is the separation of warms, and colds, as I have ruined many a articles of clothing over the years, by not heeding the temperature warnings.
But back to my shopping trip. As I was admiring my clothes once home, I took a gander to see if they all could be heaped into the same load or if any of my clothes would have to have special care taken to them. As I noticed most all of the pieces of clothes I bought were COLD wash ONLY. Bummer, now I have to think, otherwise I will ruin yet another new, favorite article of clothing. But tonight as I sat on my floor separating my colds from everything else, I noticed one of the new shirts in particular. It said, [taken directly from tag] “100% Cotton / HAND WASH COLD SEPARATELY / DO NOT BLEACH / HANG DRY / USE COOL IRON {and then the corresponding symbols, such as the hand in a bucket, a large triangle with lines through it, a iron with a dot in the middle, you know such universal signs as “the finger” and the universal sign for “impacted stool” not to be confused with the index finger curled as if making a pirate hook}”. THIS CAUGHT ME TOTALLY OFF GUARD.
HAND WASH
HANG DRY
What am I metro-man, or June Cleaver, I hardly have time to wipe my own butt, yet alone take such care to a shirt, (yet may I add the exquisite comfort and style which this shirt has, a look and feel of linen, but the fabric and sturdiness of cotton, HOW AMAZING) what’s a boy to do.
I ponder the question, now that I own a shirt that requires such delicate care, does that catapult me into the category of “METRO”????
I guess this means I need to clean the bathroom sink BEFORE I wash my shirt in it. More lameness. This is only getting worse and worse.
“Help me Obi Wan, you’re my only hope!”